6/12/2023 0 Comments Funny pick up lines![]() I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.Ĥ2. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!Ĥ1. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?Ĥ0. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!ģ9. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?ģ8. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.ģ7. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?ģ6. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!ģ5. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.ģ4. ![]() On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tomorrow night?ģ3. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!ģ2. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.ģ1. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.ģ0. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.Ģ9. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.Ģ8. ![]() You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!Ģ7. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.Ģ6. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.Ģ5. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?Ģ4. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?Ģ3. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!Ģ2. Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.Ģ1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!Ģ0. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.ġ9. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.ġ7. Did you fart? ‘Cause you blew me away.ġ5.If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.ġ6. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?ġ4. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.ġ2. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.ġ1. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.ġ0. You’re making the other girls look bad.ĩ. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.Ĩ. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.ħ. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?Ħ. So last night, I was reading the book of numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.ĥ. ![]() I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.Ĥ. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.ģ. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.Ģ. With that being said, here’s a list of my top 50 funny pick-up lines that are bound to make her chuckle.ġ. So if you can lighten up the situation and get them to lower their guard by having a good chuckle, it can drastically improve your chances of getting their number. Going up to a stranger or having a stranger come up to you can start off as an uncomfortable situation. But, when it comes to initial interactions, I think it’s a fun and jovial way of hitting on someone. Perhaps, in the long run, it can be seen as the starting point. There’s no way in hell a pick-up line will land you a girlfriend or something. The goal with any pick-up line is to start a conversation. Not only will they laugh but they will entertain you or often respond in kind. This is particularly true with women who are receptive to being hit on. Click Here To Check It Out!įrom personal experience, I can tell you with certainty that funny pick-up lines are a great way to break the ice, make someone laugh and have a cool interaction with them. It contains the entire process of how to handle the breakup, what to do after the breakup, and how to get your ex back or find someone better into a compact guide. I just launched my brand new ebook called Reconcile - Get Your Ex Back Without Chasing Them. ![]()
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